Okay, this is getting a little ridiculous. This is my fourth? post today. Clearly I need to stay away from the coffee.
I'm all for cell phones. Love 'em! Love 'em! Love 'em! BUT...
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT USE THEM IN THE POTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why? I just don't get it. There really cannot be anything that important. We have a group of girls on this hall that are serious potty talkers. Excuse me, but I find it strange that the person on the other end of the phone can hear me tinkle.
This is where great restraint comes in. My instinct is to start furiously flushing and bellow disgusting noises and grunts. Since I'm now 31, I'm thinking that behavior would be somewhat unbecoming. I'm still tempted! Catch me in the right mood and it just might happen.
Oh and lady on the 6th floor, why are you still wearing sandals? It is 20 degrees outside today and NO, they don't look any better with socks. If your issue is comfort, Naturalizer and Liz Claiborne make comfortable, sensible and CLOSED toe shoes. Check 'em out!
4 comments:
LOL that is hilarious!!!
I confess I have used my phone in the potty..but only the private ones and with the help of the mute button!
I love that you can take your frustrations to the blog tho :)
Oh no! Not the dreaded sandals with socks! That looks almost as good as tennis shoes and socks with a long skirt! I must admit I I am guilty of potty talking from time to time, but not in a public bathroom. If I am at home and on the phone and have to go, I usually mute the line and take care of my business. ;o)
I'm guilty of using my phone in the potty and I'm guilty of dropping my phone in the potty too!! LOL!
I completely agree - no cell phones in the bathroom!
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