You wouldn't believe the tantrums people have been throwing in our building. Evidently, they would put Sydney to shame and that is pretty bad.
People have complained so much about the walk to and from our cars that the Landlord was forced to set up a shuttle service to run in the morning and in the evening. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Seriously, it is ridiculous. It is a bit of a walk, but it is not that big of a deal. If you have special needs, I could see that there might be some difficulty. Otherwise, you should shut your hole! The walk might improve your nasty attitude.
Just to rub it in a bit and hopefully provide a little comic relief to our Landlord, I sent her the following email this afternoon:
Landlord,
I simply cannot make the walk to my car. I am completely opposed to movement and conservative shoes. So, I expect COMPANY to provide a full service limo ride each morning and afternoon. If the driver could stock Heath bars and Dr. Pepper, I would appreciate it. After all, it is the least you can do since we know COMPANY destroyed the parking deck just to annoy the tenants.
I’ll be ready to leave at 4:30pm today. Please advise your driver.
Thanks,
Jess
At the rate things are going around here, she might think I'm serious. :) Hey, if she does, will that mean I'll get Heath bars? Mmmm..
I cannot WAIT to see who is on the shuttle buses. I'm going to call them SHAME buses from now on. Unless it is raining or you have special needs, no one should be bothered. Also, if they think it will be faster, they are idiots. I'm sure I'll get to my car before they will.
Have a great afternoon!
3 comments:
Wow lazy people! Work sucks doesn't it? I see we are in the same boat here.
Holy cow! Shuttles? Have you ever seen that Steve Martin movie, L.A. Story? There is a scene in which he gets in his car and drives about 500 feet, totally making fun of people who drive everywhere, even easily walkable places.
Lazy, lazy, lazy.
Wow, that is lazy! And goodness gracious, your lot collapsed?? Good thing in was on a Saturday, can you even imagine? I responded to your comment by replying to an alert email so I don't know if you got it. I did FINALLY post though so you can get an update of all things Allie on my blog if you didn't get an email. Hope the munchkins are wonderful!
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